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| | Slym
| |  Napisano 05.02.2012 17:49
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Crystal Dragon
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| | Ja se slažem s idejom 
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| | Viky
| |  Napisano 06.02.2012 21:06
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| | CrazyMage
| | Napisano 06.02.2012 22:31
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Rust Dragon
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| | Viky
| | Napisano 07.02.2012 13:36
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| | UnderStinger
| | Napisano 07.02.2012 14:17
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Nightmare
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| | Meh. Onaj s klupom je bio puno bolji.
"It's just like a tiny dog! With.. fangs. Big fangs. And.. black fur. Claws.. Crazy look.. On second thought, it's nothing like a dog. Kill that shit." |
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| | bf1996
| | Napisano 07.02.2012 23:07
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Phoenix
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| |  Chuck Norris jučer umro!!! Ali danas mu je puno bolje 
btw,houdini hoda po vodi a chuck norris pliva kroz zemlju 
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| | CrazyMage
| | Napisano 09.02.2012 20:45
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Rust Dragon
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| | KingBOBI
| | Napisano 09.02.2012 22:17
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Dragon Golem
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| | Moj konačan odgovor je odgovor C, slovo A. 
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| | Elendil
| | Napisano 10.02.2012 07:07
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Bone Dragon
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| | Znaci znam da je ovo dugacko i da se vecini nece dat citat al oni koji procitaju do kraja ce vristat od smijeha, ni meni se nije dalo ali preporucam vam svima da procitate bez da preskacete na kraj. Tekst je vristanje.
First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ***** beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to ***** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ***** seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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| | Viky
| | Napisano 10.02.2012 09:47
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@Elendil
Neda mi se čitat, kasnije ću pa ću nabacit komentar... |
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| | Slym
| | Napisano 10.02.2012 23:47
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Crystal Dragon
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| | @ Elendil-  Not funny at all.
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| | LichKingTomy
| | Napisano 11.02.2012 07:19
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Titan
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| | Slym:
@ Elendil- Not funny at all.
totalno
the only funny thing is that I just lost 10 minutes to read that crap
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| | CrazyMage
| | Napisano 11.02.2012 08:08
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Rust Dragon
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| | valjda je cijeli tekst referenca na star wars pa nismo skuzili?
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| | UnderStinger
| | Napisano 11.02.2012 10:00
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Nightmare
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| | 10 minuta? Dude, pa jel ti ides u vrtic ili tako nesto?
@CM - Duuuh. Naravno da je cijeli tekst referenca. U tom je i poanta.
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| | LichKingTomy
| | Napisano 11.02.2012 10:38
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| | UnderStinger:
10 minuta? Dude, pa jel ti ides u vrtic ili tako nesto?
ne, idem u skoju!
nope, bilo mi mrsko a i probudio sam se onda, pa sam si dao vremena
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| | CrazyMage
| | Napisano 11.02.2012 22:37
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| | ludiTESigrac13
| | Napisano 12.02.2012 16:21
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| | CrazyMage:
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bahahhhahhahhh win ;D |
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| | coolguy
| | Napisano 12.02.2012 16:28
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Hahahahahaha,the best!!!!  Moj nacin zivota... |
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| | ludiTESigrac13
| | Napisano 12.02.2012 18:39
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| | bf1996
| | Napisano 12.02.2012 19:04
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| | ludiTESigrac13:
slika
True...
indeed,nafiskala se i pandrknila..
e sad da je neka sirotinja,rekli bi vidi neki narkoman se opet predoziro..
Nvidia will always be better than Radeon,if you like it or not.
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| | UnderStinger
| | Napisano 12.02.2012 19:21
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Nightmare
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| | Vise mi ide na kurac ta slika. Svaki put kad netko slavan umre, isti font, iste rijeci, ista (desna) slika.
Yes, I get it.
No, I don't care about either.
'Nuff already.
"It's just like a tiny dog! With.. fangs. Big fangs. And.. black fur. Claws.. Crazy look.. On second thought, it's nothing like a dog. Kill that shit." |
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| | ludiTESigrac13
| | Napisano 12.02.2012 20:26
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| | nisam neki emotivac ali kad realno pogledamo tako i jeste... |
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| | CrazyMage
| | Napisano 13.02.2012 11:28
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Rust Dragon
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| | Siddharta-Gauthama
| | Napisano 13.02.2012 12:20
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| | Viky
| | Napisano 13.02.2012 18:34
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| | ludiTESigrac13:
nisam neki emotivac ali kad realno pogledamo tako i jeste...
Al' je ideja izlizana... |
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| | Viky
| |  Napisano 14.02.2012 16:15
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| | CrazyMage
| | Napisano 17.02.2012 07:03
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| | Viky
| | Napisano 17.02.2012 19:18
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| | Jedi govna s tom prvom slikom... Usro sam se  |
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| | CrazyMage
| | Napisano 17.02.2012 19:26
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| | kao iskupljenje imaš zadnju sliku. neka te razveseli. |
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| | Viky
| | Napisano 17.02.2012 22:59
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